Just don't fall in love with me...

When in sodding London.

Got the most ridiculous gap in my fringe, but this was one of the best pints of stella i've ever tasted, purely because it was free. My nye went tits up from start to finish, i don't like London so we all got in Portika's car and ventured to London. Our plan was to head to a house party in London Bridge, didn't quite make it there, so me and my best mate Mich ended up having an awkward 12.00am celebratory hug in the middle of London Bridge. Realizing we were completely sober, we ran to the nearest pub, got two pints of Red Stripe and downed them. Long story short we had an arguement with some prick on the tube, got a coupla free cans of fosters off some beautiful "men" and ended up in Old Blue Last. We all got hammered and i became fond of the bar man there, not that it got me anywhere. What would seem like one of those where you think, "why didn't i plan ahead?", concluded quite nicely, except for i dunno, getting lost in New Cross for about five hours, meeting Jesus and me being my usual self (a tit), falling asleep on a bus and thinking i met Tinchy fucking Stryder who was about 6ft. Fuck.

Bubba

I spent my evening watching Forrest Gump, i even asked a good friend of mine if it was worth watching, it was extremely good. Ain't Jenny a bitch though?

Writer's block

I have nothing much to say, except this is one of my favourite paintings, i don't know why, it's a horse for fuck sake.